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First Missionary Baptist Church
200 Ave. R., NW | Winter Haven Florida, 33881
Rev. C. E. Dollison, Pastor/Teacher
1.I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

2.Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3.I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.

4.The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”

5.When I was a child I thought naptime was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation.

6.Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

A Bit of Humor & Inspiration!